Sunday, August 28, 2011

What am I doing wrong?

I realize that by even addressing this I run the risk of ensuring its continuation. But I really have to ask: What in Odin's sweet name have I written about or referenced within the sacred confines of this blog that could ever convince the enigmatic algorithm which determines the targeted ads that wink at you even now from its periphery that a 'Christian Dating Site' belongs in the banner at the top of the page? Seriously, any theories are welcome.

But just in case, here's a dose of good old-fashioned conjuration of the Dark Powers, courtesy of the inimitable Vincent Price. Let's see if this can keep such an embarrassment from occurring in the future.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Pretty Things

Pretty things; endless cigarettes and caffeine drips fueling all-night magical midrash; a cabal of the power-elite, not fatcat illuminati wallowing in their moloch game, no, the elite who hold the keys to heaven and hell, the arbiters of taste and joy, me, you, us.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

A probable theorem

"The third and, given due consideration, most probable of all my theorems, is that life is ordered by the principles of some religion so peculiar and obscure it has no followers, and none may fathom it, nor know the rituals by which to court its favor."
                                                                -Alan Moore, Voice of the Fire