Wednesday, December 21, 2011

A Solstice Reminder

Should the Black God of the Wind and the Dead ride by your house tonight, remember that those who join the Wild Hunt of Slatterpat, the floppy-breasted she-troll who stole the sun, are richly rewared. Don't worry if you miss it, though, for "quen non vai de morto vai de vivo".

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Market Watch: Undeath Futures Look Bullish

Unfortunately for the aspiring necromancer, the Beijing Olympics caused China to ban the export of human bones. This caused the price of human bone matter to skyrocket to record levels. Expect to pay no less than about $800 for a human skull these days, which ounce per ounce puts a human skull at approximately the trading price of silver. Nobody said raising a skeleton army would be cheap.
Dig the Bone Room for some raw material, you filthy warlocks.