I realize that by even addressing this I run the risk of ensuring its continuation. But I really have to ask: What in Odin's sweet name have I written about or referenced within the sacred confines of this blog that could ever convince the enigmatic algorithm which determines the targeted ads that wink at you even now from its periphery that a 'Christian Dating Site' belongs in the banner at the top of the page? Seriously, any theories are welcome.
But just in case, here's a dose of good old-fashioned conjuration of the Dark Powers, courtesy of the inimitable Vincent Price. Let's see if this can keep such an embarrassment from occurring in the future.